You're a stoned crocodile!

Santorum.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Donuts stacked upon donuts, all the way down.

He shoulda bit a donut!

I'd like to demolish her rickety tool shed.
**cross-checks local building codes**
Yep, that's a euphemism for anal sex.

Ah-ooOOOOOOOooooo!*

Um, OK, how 'bout this: "Hunger for donuts has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In the crib, in school, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's hungry man. June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The donuts can go on with regularity over and over, one donut indistinguishable from the…

Your comment is curious, especially because it's a response to an earlier draft of my comment, which should be a lesson to me about editing myself, but it isn't. Hmmph.

When I was in Juarez we ate the most amazing pork carnitas from a street cart and drank buckets of Coronitas. Oh, and I bought a lovely leather sport duffle bag for $20 that I later saw for $125 in Playboy. Yoink! That was a couple decades ago…

Leave the gun, take the old fashioned Dippers®.

Yes, The Big Lebowski is a terrible film. Hmmph.

The thing that made season one such wonderfully enjoyable TV was the very fine balancing of the campy, satirical, meta ironic melodrama and the nuanced, understated, slow burn quality of the lead actors' performances. Woody Harrelson had already been developing as a surprisingly subtle actor able to convey a…

Comedy, like all of life's finer pleasures, is entirely irrational. Attempting to diagram or explain or quantify our experience of humor or to identify its precise cause is a fool's errand. Do not fret your tragic lack of a healthy, worthwhile sense of humor, we still love you. And by love I mean detest. Hmmph.

Remember that old joke about why men die sooner? Because women won't. Yes, it's a classic.

I was attempting to be considerate and polite with the omission of my customary closing gesture, but upon consideration I concluded that to deny Miss Random Exposition the full measure of my haughty arrogance would be an inexcusable expression of smug condescension, and she certainly does not deserve that, does she?…

tl;dr… would be the most offensive, misogynistic thing I could possibly say right now, wouldn't it? To make such a cavalierly dismissive comment in response to such a heartfelt and sincere confession would be such a miserably vicious act. It could only be the expression of a truly depraved mind. Imagine the…

Spawning, or Pawning, as in Chess play?

And even some that are unkind.

I believe a more accurate interpretation of Cosby's testimony is him attempting to spin his drugging of the ladies into a consensual act, suggesting that his victims, in fact, were fully aware that they were ingesting Quaaludes or Benydryl or whatever for recreational purposes. During the investigations prior to that…