Here's a pict of a Rolling Stones groupie who is very excited by this news.

Have you ever heard Eminem on Crank Yankers? Or heard his songs?! He is a natural comic and has superb timing, but I think he was actually a bit baffled by Colbert's deadpan questioning. He has in the past proven to be utterly oblivious of certain popular media characters. For example, at one year's MTV Music Awards…

Mopping the floors at CBS is a euphemism for sex with interns, right? Because that was Dave's style. Heh heh heh…

Whoa, whoa, whoa, how'd you do that?!

According to the Wikipedia Miss Kaye Lani Rae Rafko Wilson won the Miss America crown in 1988 and was born in 1963, which would mean that she was 15 years old at the time of her victory. Is that possible, a 15 year old Miss America?!

Morons are the rank and file of this nation; the vast lumbering hordes who mindlessly plod headlong into their own self contrived annihilation. Why discriminate these morons from all the others?!

The damage their ignorance, or beliefs, or irrational superstitions cause are wholly the responsibility of the persons who choose to also believe them. People believe what they want to believe, regardless of the source. Are Jenny and Jim directly responsible for inflicting harm upon you, your children, or the children…

I said I do not agree with them and their fanciful notions, and—despite the impression that the media may be creating—they are not effecting public policy. And Jim is not conspiring to intentionally inflict harm upon your child, cackling with glee at the prospect of wreaking havoc upon society. But he is confused and…

I am the result of my father having accidentally vaccinated my dear mother with his very own personal virulent secretion. He inoculated her up.

I know, it just gets more annoying and confusing, doesn't it? That's really my point—dull as it is—that Jim and Jenny both have histories of being prone to, um, perceptual anomalies, shall we say, and are not in any way authorities or experts on Autism or Asperger's Syndrome, so I value their opinions no more so than…

The Fickle Finger of Fuck You Award.

My name is an acquired affliction. Hmmph.

Worse than Dikachu?! Damn.

Dear Mr. CineCraft,

Yes there is an excuse now. He is still the ex boyfriend of the mother of a child with autism, and that couldn't have been an easy situation for him with which to grapple emotionally or psychologically. I do not share his beliefs about "neurotoxins" in vaccines, but I also don't pretend to understand what he's endured…

Or is she?…

The Society for the Abolition of Ravish Culture appreciates your support. Hmmph.

After shows like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Broad City this one might be just a wee bit too cute and precious and is not as shockingly blunt and crude as it seems to believe it is. After all, the title is Another Period. Watching it right after having watched Inside Amy Schumer might have contributed to my…

When the 40 hour work week was officially instituted, about 75 years ago when Congress passed the Fair Labor Standards Act in 1938, a decent house could cost as little as 3 years salary, on average. Today, a minimally habitable home in a minimally decent school district will cost on average 4-5 years salary, plus…

The truth of JFK's death is so much more bizarre and depressing than the conspiracy theorists could ever imagine. After Lee Harvey Oswald fired his two first shots—the 2nd bullet striking both the President and Governor Connally—a Secret Service agent in the car following the President's drew his automatic weapon and…