"Margo loved mysteries so much…she became one." *Exorcist-level projectile vomiting forever*

I keep telling you people, just let Elizabeth Olsen do it! She's the one who WANTS to act!

So is this the movie where he's finally gonna meet Daenerys Targaryen, mother of dragons? Because they have to get married in two years, so it's about time they at least met.

I agree with you 100%. I love this show so, so much, but…I dunno. I feel like in the last couple seasons especially every episode has been treated as if it were the last: heart-to-heart understandings, speechifying about how wonderful Leslie is, etc.

And let's not forget Stephen Colbert and Paul Dinello in Strangers With Candy.

As a wise man once said, it takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen.

Got it. Speaking up when someone's making you uncomfortable is unethical and the reverse of progress.

What about basic accountability, though? If someone is being an asshole, why not call them out on it? That's the beginning of progress, rather than everyone just covering their ears going, "la la la, it's okay that I'm saying/doing offensive stuff, cuz hey, nobody's perfect, la la la!"

No. I like Nick/Jess because I usually find opposites attract couples on TV more entertaining than people exactly alike, but at this point, I wouldn't at all mind if Nick/Kai and Jess/Ryan were end game. Sometimes "made for each other" does work better than "they're so different they perfectly complement one another".

….So preferring portrayals of women shutting down misogynistic assholes over portrayals of women needing life-lessons from men because they're overreacting to their rape isn't actually right, it's just right for me? Well, thank God you've shown me the light. I must have been overreacting.

It's really hard to believe this same bozo wrote one of my favorite monologues for a woman ever, when Rooney Mara's character wipes the floor with Zuckerberg at the beginning of The Social Network. Wha happa?

I would have snapped at the cupcake-flavored ice cream served on a hot waffle. Kudos, Gene.

The only gold nugget that came out of Family Fracas was Tina's "Your ass is grass, and I'm going to mow it" line to Jimmy Jr.

They're perfectly cromulent words to use together.

Ginger Park, summer 2016. I can't wait for the scene where genetically modified Ann-Margret escapes and crushes the Jeep with her foot. "BYE-BYE, KIDDDDIEEEES!"

I don't care what the haters say, this movie has a scene of Chris Pratt motorcycling with raptors. All other arguments are invalid.

"Kill the turkey!"

I…certainly don't get almost all of my information about Game of Thrones that way. What a…what a preposterous notion!

Felicity Jones is adorable. Loved her ever since I saw her in Northanger Abbey, where she was the perfect Catherine Morland. If nothing else, I hope this movie at least helps her career substantially.

It wasn't a chicken! It was a baby!