or the dirt off his shoes after burying yet another local girl or prostitute.

I need to adjust my monitor…or do I?

Since his life sucks now, he's probably hoping people interpret this as a reality show about his awesome life.

as someone predisposed to melancholia, I was hoping for more entries from the staff. how else am i going to make it today if more people aren't in on the sadness with me…

OH FUCK YEAH!

I hope they recast Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman as the leads.

Hang on, Voltaire.

I like my female comedians like I like my coffee: hot, creamy, sweet, a tad bitter, bold, lots and lots of depth.

Hot in a…no, not hot.

not to be that guy, but did you mean to write "make thin mints even thinner"?

probably not Justin Bieber. The Biebs gots to study!

me too. yumma yumma

maybe by making a cobbler?

Why aren't there more fat chicks in Hollywood? Maybe that Molly/Bridesmaid girl gives you a boner, no?

I hear Eugene Levy is a virgin.

A few one-liners, as stated above, do make viewing the "entirety" possible.

I remember when I used to hate this show. Then, for a moment, I remember laughing a bit. Now, all I can think of is how I don't watch it or The Simpsons any more.

Kinda hoping for a bar graph…

I shouldn't have watched it four times.

Apologies. I love that movie. But, for John Candy.