I like Luke Wilson.

The first 30 minutes are funny with a few one-liners later on. So, fine, you may have a point. May….

Photoshop has done wonders, not only for men, but women. Thank you, Adobe. We are but clay for your sordid hands. Make me beautiful you digital witch doctor!

UH VAR TAR

The only movie I liked Jack Black in was Cable Guy. The only movie I liked Owen Wilson in was Tenenbaums. The only movie I liked Steve Martin in was Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.

She's either had some work or she's just freaking hot. Either way, my god.

Officially I am on the West Coast…not in a hair salon, thank god.

I don't like the AV Club Night crowd.

Portland? Those people wouldn't pay to see that shit.

As much as I would like to meet Carey Mulligan, and as much as I think she is beautiful, I can't shake the suspicion that, based on her expression, she walks around with soiled undies.

it was half asian and half black.

While technology changes, men never will: we'll do as much as we can without getting caught; or, we won't because we're afraid to get caught, so we live vicariously through the jerks/heroes/yes,pervs who do end up getting caught.

The photo hacker guy may get 120 years in prison. I hope not. That would be sad.

Good day to you as well!

Anybody with the gall to take nude photos of themselves has no shame; hence no victim. Hence, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh you!

Famous Girl: "Huh, what? You mean you don't want to see my tits? Oh well, here you go. I'm pretty and my dad and uncle took turns."

Never seen an episode, but I love this show. Probably my favorite on the telly.

Not that I'm upset or anything, but why do these tramps take dirty pics of themselves with device connected to the internet and space and everyone?

Judge: Sir, you are sentenced to a high-five.
DA: Your Honor, I object. This man deserves 10 high-fives!
Judge: You're right. 10 high-fives starting with yours truly.
DA: Alright! Now lets get some lunch.

His accent in Blood Diamond was fantastic…albeit I've never been nor ever want to meet a real one.