Now you're thinking along the lines of CRASH (no, not the one that sucked; the one where they all sucked each other off and fucked each other's holes 'n such)

Yeah, did she?

Don Johnson wasn't in Miami Vice, Dummy. That was Colin Farrell. Duh.

This girl likes swimming! I'm taking her home to meet mom.

hasn't the justice system ever heard of "prison rules"?

Van the Man!

what CAN't this man do?

Or,

now that jonah hill is skinny, people are finally taking that guy seriously. sad.

I had no idea you two were friends. kinds sweet.

I already seen Moulin Rouge.

I'm kinda over the whole "amirite brahs" bull shit. Can someone please think up another way to make fun of idiots?

(Crotch grab visual)

Lackta-ma Kaiser Soze!

I'm not prepared to die for free speech. free pie on the other hand…

she's just the media wh*re to do it.

sounds like a real fun show to enjoy with yourself.

Well, I now have more time to read.

How was Harry Potter not for adults? Um, hello…Hermione!

for shrubbish.