I'll concur with that…and I might I add there's nothing sexier than having to salute a senior officer in the morning, Sir.

the what, the what, and the what?

He must've been up in the mountains for the last 20 years or so, doing important things, very important things.

canceraids is not a laughing matter…as you well know.

artards

Kirsten and I went out for a while. She doesn't read AV Club. It's read to her. FACT

My wife and I played Hide the Penis on our honeymoon.

"It puts the peanut butter on its dong."
-SJP to me in a pit

I like Free Agents. So, it will get canceled.

no, the prequel.

dont't worry, it was just another earth.

that trailer was the shit…I mean, shit.

I can do a mean Hank Azaria; but I can't do any of the voices he does. Is that worth like .08%?

I already know how to cheat on your wife.

I wish I could handle a foot long, but I'm more of a six-incher type of guy.

100!

F*c****k You!

Falling Twin Towers: The Story of the Winklevoss Brothers

When Cameron was in Egypt's Land…

Still amazed I scrolled as long as I did to get to the comments section.