DENNIS system
That Always Sunny episode immediately came to mind. Dee would never fall for such trickery.

Christmas + insert article of clothing/accessory here = bad news
Exhibit B: Glen Beck's "The Christmas Sweater"

Still gone. . .

I really have given up on this season. Last night was the first time I just went bed and figured I would read about the boring and bad episode in the morning. Thanks Amelie, for watching the rest of this season so I don't have to.

Congrats and I love the last quote from Modell
As things wrap up at the bookstore, Modell invites people to a bar for free beer. "We'll be hanging out, awkwardly," he adds. "That's the only way we know how."

Anne of Green Gables
Thanks for the shout out Claire, that is was my ultimate home sick movie when I was a kid. I also was big sucker for musicals and travel docs, which were the main things I could have my mom check out from the library for me. (We were poor/cheap.) I remember being home sick and calling my my mom at…

so sad
Wow. This season is so boring. I long for an Uli, or an Austin Scarlett, or Kenley. I realized that of the remaining designers there is not one that has had an outfit that made me ooh or aah as it came down the runway. Tragic.

Day For Night
I just watched this recently and when I saw this title of this Inventory I swore I'd eat my shoe if it wasn't on the list. Thanks for sparing me AVClub.

favorite line of the night was by Kumail, the afore mentioned. . .
"Their love is a lie"

Breast Man, Thigh Man and Burn the Crack House Down
At 15, my first job was at a BBQ restaurant where the only station we could listen to was the blues satellite station, which played the two above songs at least twice a day.

Not my first job either, but I really enjoyed my brief stint as a library page. I was never out on the floor because I managed the basement den where all the library books got scanned and sorted via RFID tags and I had to monitor which bins got full and then sort them further onto shelves and then sort them even…

No San Francisco?!? What is the deal Rabin?

I think that when the person in question is still alive it makes more sense to boycott their products if you don't want them them to get one red cent of your money. Once they are dead it doesn't really matter as much. I was very sad when I found out Roald Dahl was a massive anti-Semite, but I still can't help loving…