Seems they're already married to the amendment.

Though every time Jenny says "Hawley", it sounds like she's saying "Holly". To me at least.

"Real acid?"

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed baaaaaaaarhun"

"You'll find out ve Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine"

"No, he said 'What's that rattle?'"

"I was watching The Net. It had that lady from the bus in it"

"What never!?"
"No, never!"

*Marge whispers*
"Lowenstein… Lowenstein"

Quick boy! He's got the taste for meat!

Can't remember the episode, but it involves Agnes Skinner getting in the car with all the Simpsons: Abe starts with:

Neddy! Hey Neddy, you wanna get in a few rounds at the Pitch n Putt? Neddy? NEDDY!!!!?…
Ahh… I guess he didn't hear me.

Possibly, and this is saying a lot, my favourite scene from the series. At least top ten. Strange because it includes no main characters

Something something overture

Except for the mistakes in dictation. Unless that's just how Mr. Price speaks.

I'd have to go with "Bed & Breakfast". It's been a while since I've laughed as hard as when Teddy is trying to say "bacon burger"

Pathetic little fat man, no one's bloody laughing.
The clown that no one laughs at, they all just wish he's die.

What ever the best episode of AD is, it must be one that includes Roger. But there's just too many great ones with him at the centre. I'll go with "Tearjerker"

But they haven't done the top ten yet, have they? There is still hope

Where's the Top Ten goddamnit!? I live for lists telling me what is the "best" of something.