"Antarcticans" is probably safer.

….you're not going to assign my review a rating?

Man, this made me laugh.

Back in the day, I sat a bunch of friends down to watch THE RUTLES and we laughed ourselves silly.  The next program on the tape was THE COMPLEAT BEATLES and we laughed ourselves silly.

Wow — that's good to know! I wonder why I thought it was lost.

Totz — check out BLACKMAIL.

MOUNTAIN EAGLE
Dang. I thought this was gonna be THE MOUNTAIN EAGLE. I've only seen one still from it and it stuck in my head for some reaason.

THE GRIFTERS
Jeweler.

JUNO came out and had all these great reviews and I was really excited to see it. About 20 minutes in, I just couldn't take it anymore.

Half an hour = free pass seems fair to me. That's my favorite theater's policy, and one I've definitely taken advantage of.

The first movie I ever remember "seeing"
…not a stealth firstie: This is the first movie i ever attended. It played at the drive in when it was released and i would've been maybe four years old. I climbed up in the back window and slept. Apparently my verdict holds up.

McCabe
Nashville
The Long Goodbye
California Split
The Player
3 Women

I read CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES when I was about 22 or so and liked it quite a a bit; tried again last year and couldn't get past the contempt. Yes, it's fanciful and in summary seems like it should work, but it seems judgmental, smug, and calculated to make the audience feel superior (see also: much of Terry Gilliam's…

Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN
How did I forget this one? Terrific voice over.

THE AGE OF INNOCENCE. THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS. THE BIG LEBOWSKI. AVALON.
Terrific narration in these.

AGE OF INNOCENCE
Almost perfect movie, but wow — Day Lewis's makeup at the end is just awful.

Well, I think she's fetching.

Sandra Bullock
MISS CONGENIALITY.

Was OUT OF SIGHT before BJM? I think so. Regardless, she's really something in that.

Seymour Glass' poetry
I wish Buddy would just finish editing the manuscript, dagnabit.