Sounds a bit like:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This spiral made me laugh (make laugh?)
I just can't help thinking how long it would've gone on in the 'unregistered days'

"which means magnificent is average and you were all average. Congratulations."

I find it hard to believe Bill Hicks believed Nickelback would be greater than Dawes.

We call the big one Bitey.

We don't understand the gimmick.

You mean "cauterized," like when we ripped Jax's arms off and Sonya shot her pink energy-blast-thing on the wounds to stop the bleeding.

We're sure we speak for all of us when we say, we'd like to tele-slam this guy through a wall.

We like Mortal Kombat. We give it an A.