Ha, because Kate sucks. She'd make a terrible leader. Also her number is 15 backwards. Who was 15? Wasn't that Sawyer?

Who's coming to the island?
My instant reaction was Aaron! As I always thought he was poised to be the new king of the island.

Wonk-eye has a chance. Has any Asian-type lass won Top Model yet?

An Annoyance
Tyra is always informing us that the "face" of Covergirl Cosmetics is youthful and fresh, but when was the last time you saw a CG commercial that didn't include Queen Latifah and a bunch of cougars? I think their clientele is aging…

Making Connections
It's finally come to me. Celia's make-over hair makes her look like a tumorous Brachiosaurus.

Grey Gardens…
I like to imagine Ms. Jay has a giant oil painting of Tyra propped against a wall, and his cats use the painting as a privacy screen while poopin'. Then Ms. Jay and Mr. Jay descend a staircase and put on a private show to old military fanfares.

If you were from where I'm from then you would know.