I for one think that Vinny Chase is just the person to bring this epic to the big screen, my only question is will the boys get back in time for the afterparty?

Superman 2
Henry (Cavill): Portrait of a Serial Killer

And Iran
Iran so far away
I just Iran
Iran all night and day
I couldn't get away….from Pokemon

Yeah yeah I know that. But does the President?! Maybe those church burning were an inside job? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

Thank you Senor MacGyver you saved our village!

Flapper dresses never went out of style! But other than that everything else is pretty much the same.

Cow arson mostly

Until the President can explain Mayhem and the murder of Oystein Aarseth then he is just another poseur.

I for one would rather watch an actual live donkey show than have to sit through BvS:DOJ ever again.

Hopefully he will shoot all of his lessons from the abandoned doll factory on the outskirts of town

This just in the Phil McCracken Institute for Obvious Shit has just concluded an exhaustive survey of the available information and it can now be reported that whether Liberal or Conservative if you get your news from Facebook you are a dummy.

If hand sniffing and crotch licking is wrong then I don't want to be right….

I support this project in spirit, but I am not going to give them any money.

But at least the liver disease was cheap!

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, your witching is dire!"

Please let's keep it civil the only killing with bare hands here will be done by Superman.

So Calvin and Hobbes without the humor or philosophy. Got it. Also dogs are great, screw this panther.

Would you maybe be interested in an Twitter account that randomly changes the lyrics of Uptown Funk to something that sounds similar like Downtown Skunk? Because I know a guy…

I really love the Old Stabby Dan song "Rikki Don't Lose that Number or I'll Fucking Cut You"

This is dumb, but Station to Station is amazing and I have been listening to that album a ton lately. In fact I am going to put it on right now! The returrrrrn of the Thin White Slug trailing slime in lover's eyes……..