I can't wait for the next installment of Murder Superman and the AffBat! Geoff Johns is just as big of a hack as Snyder. I am sure Goyer is going to end up involved too. No thanks.

This movie looks like the stupid comedy that my cold black heart has been waiting for since MacGruber. I am just glad they are trying something somewhat different instead of remaking European Vacation with Ed Helms and Joseph Goebbels

I think maybe the people researching this just need to move further out along the margins. There will always be a market for cheap booze and poor lighting. When gentrification nation moves in some places might close up shop, but then another dive bar opens down the road. You know what they say everytime a drunk…

I think every episode of the show should end with the Hindenberg crashing kind of like a They Killed Kenny….You Bastards! running gag for the 1930's.

I am actually heir to the sabermetics dynasty of Zolio McCracken my good man. Huzzah! Tally ho!

And they are most likely gonna be right!

Adam Lambert was miscast playing Freddie Mercury in a Queen tribute band and I think he will be even less served as reheated meatloaf.

Well I guess I will have to take a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put my hands on my hips….and bring my knees in tight.

Damn it. Janet. Who greenlit the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Fox starring Adam Lambert?

More like Rush Dour….amiright? I will show myself out.

You oughta know that Mr. Woodchuck had to start giving hand jobs for Uncle Joey to afford that cardboard box

I took Deborah Logan out to a lovely seafood dinner and I never called her again.

Practice!

If we are being real. Nobody loves Chachi. Nobody.

The fact that the want to name this The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is high comedy considering this is the man who scripted the prequels. Perhaps The Lucas Museum for Getting Incredibly Lucky in Merchandising would be more apt

I can't possibly like this comment hard enough. That fucking mountain used to drive me absolutely crazy. The push one key to walk and then the same direction to have to stop combined with the graphics limitations of the time made something so simple so incredibly difficult. And then I get down the mountain and I…

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Under the Gun: An Oral History of Cop Rock sounds just unbearably sexy….

Yes! I had a dog eared copy of this guide to all of the bomb locations and secrets of the original Legend of Zelda and it was a life saver. I also remember hassling my mom to get me a guide to Kings Quest 3 on the PC because before the internet these games were a freaking mystery and anyways the questions were in…

Well Chris Hardwick has to stay one step ahead of Doctor Satan somehow.