You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

I am drunk on Campari and Agnostura Bitters
-Phil McCracken

Yes just leave it next to the pile of cheetos and dirty laundry that have accumulated since I haven't experienced reality since getting an Oculus Rift

Is that a gun in your habit or are you just happy to see Whoopi?

IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE

What are Vanna White's tits for 200 Alex?

Was that the same University of Maryland department that sent those kids into the woods to look for the Blair Witch?

All of Zack Snyder's new DC movies will just be scored by the BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!! noise from Inception played at different volumes.

I have the same experience but with people in real life. And it's not so much some people as all of them.

I stand by my statement!

Well at least coming to this comment section allowed me to find someone with a lazier and more tired gimmick than Adam Sandler so that was unexpectedly satisfying.

I don't think anybody is calling 4/26 Alien day anywhere. I don't believe this information.

I just went to a screening of a 70MM print of 2001 a few weeks back and it was amazing and it got me thinking about Kubrick and long takes and all sorts of psychology and everything and I thought about this movie and how I haven't seen it since I was a kid and all I can remember about it is "Oh my God it's full of…

The atrocities I have seen in my work bathroom could only be summed up in a report in the Hague by a war crimes tribinual

You sure can buddy. You sure can.

Cool Dad is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp. The minute that a man reproduces his cool vanishes into the ether never to be seen or heard from again. He just becomes a lifeless vessel whom is cursed to walk the Earth uncooly watching the suede denim secret police coming for his uncool niece in abject misery.

It's good to see Hanson getting some work and touring again after mmmm-bop

Hinky Dinky is no Piggly Wiggly

No we were talking about the Holocaust with Cannibals where they ate a turtle.

I'm not a junkie, but heroin is so passe