But you're a master of karate! And friendship! For everyone!

YOU CAN LOSE YOUR MIND!!! WHEN COUSINS ARE TWO OF A KIND!!!! The Patty Duke theme would have made an interesting metal song. RIP Patty Duke!

It's the one that says Mediocre Mother Fucker

Truly you do the Lords work

Just let me know when Donald Sutherland releases dubstep album based on the plot of Don't Look Now

Ah yes! The full JJ.

Lens flares! Less annoying than shaky cam and overabundant CGI in modern blockbusters, but still omnipresent and annoying in their own right!!!

When I saw this Billy Dee Williams article I thought for sure it was because he was going to be reprising his most famous role as Harvey Dent in the new Batman vs Superman: Evening of Just Ass

You can take my St. Ides when you pry it out of my cold dead hands. Mickey's grenades are also great. The rest of the lot you can have.

Olde English High Gravity is the only Malt Liquor beverage for me. It's High Gravity because it makes the floor rush up to hit you in the face much quicker than you'd expect.

Air guitar is for wimps. If you want someone to take you seriously. Air drums are the way to go.

That is where I have outsmarted you because all of my credit cards are American Express! I only get credit cards endorsed by Jerry Seinfeld. It's…..well it's not a great economic strategy to be honest.

Nope I gotta get, I got-got ta get it

Sure! Either that or Aquaman just rolling up a spliff with Tommy Chong. The only dawning would be the age of Aquarius or even Atlantis. But enough with the Justice already ya dig.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

I would donate to this cause but I left my wallet in El Segundo

If the club is your neck then you got it pal!

I always wanted to be into Voltron as a kid because like whoa mechanical lions that join up to make a giant metal robot that swordfights sounds AMAZING. But every time I tried to watch the show is was mostly about the space politics of blue aliens. This is the same problem I have with Avatar come to think of it….

In the director's cut he just hands Superman a can of Bat-Doomsday repellent in the 2nd act and the rest of the movie is just an Aquaman joint

Do you bleed?