Norwegian Wood (this bird has stayed in the coop)

Boy these superhero spinoffs are getting out of hand.

That's all well and good but why is the image header a picture of Angela Lansbury?

Is she making a movie about the walkoff between Derek Zoolander and Hansel that was refereed by David Bowie and had Billy Zane in attendance? Because that is literally everything I know about American fashion in one sentence.

My favorite walking dead spinoff is Ignore The Walking Dead. I tune in every week.

Sure he's only hitting .135 this season. But he's got 8 homers. Surprising power!

Real talk. Just re-making the Great Outdoors as a CBS sitcom is a better premise than what I just read they are doing for the Great Indoors.

Mintz-Plasse will be a guy named Clark, and he’s described as “a tech/nerd survivalist who knows everything about surviving at sea, in the woods, and on Mars, but hasn’t left downtown in five years.”

If I knew it was going to be that kind of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

Or the fact that in the first episode they pushed an 8 year old out of a window. Child murder to cover up incest is OK just like in the bible. But two lesbians kissing! Not on my watch. Let me get on the internet to complain. HARRUMPH.

You don't have to be rich
To be my girl
You don't have to be cool
To rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your……..
……..hand in lawfully wedded matrimony

Now that is the kind of wry observational humor that Gilbert Gottfried is famous for in this thread.

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life
Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The after world
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly…

DON'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW….DON'T STOP REMEMBERING THIS SONG SUCKS.

But did they use a dolly shot from the stair climber chair thing from an old lady? If not they should have called Saul.

That Taco Bell in Wicker Park that serves beer is a very weird Taco Bell indeed. Even less authentic than Chipotle, but also with less dysentery.

Came for the Bort key chain. Left with a gaping head wound.

Trump's Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill. He's like a de-tuned radio. This is what you get when you mess with US.

Should have went with arseface for the first teaser poster. Set expectations appropriately.

Hey app! Die in a fire!