KFC sucks. So does this ad campaign.

Looks like Obama just said NO! When asked if he was going to attend.

I just like the word assassin because it starts out with back to back asses

I like to whisper "Bazinga" to myself as a mantra while I masturbate with sandpaper.

Well to be a Cubs fan is to be a masochist so that isn't that far off from leather fetishist I suppose.

You said it. But did you really mean it?

I have no frame of reference here, but does this happen alot where multiple siblings from the same family transition or is this a rare phenomenon?

They should just combine the worlds of this and Neil Gaiman's Sandman adaptation that just got a hack screenwriter and be done with it. I already have the title. "Death is always an option"

*Matter-Eating Lad serves you a cease and desist

Maybe we don't all love Aladdin Sane after all

You know if the Anti-Montior can't keep up with all of this crap how the hell am I supposed to. I see why you wanted to destroy the Multi-verse in the first place bruh.

Whoa whoa whoa….this just shows how far out of the loop on the latest DC news I am. But Booster Gold is Canadian now? They have Canada in the future? And they play future football? Or did they change it to future hockey? You know shooting Ted Kord in the face was bad enough, but this is just baffling to me.

So….hockey, donuts, back bacon, maple leafs, poutine, moose, loons, The Kids in the Hall and Rush.

I agree with this premise the millennials are much more into Millard Fillmore these days

What Gilbert Godfried wasn't available?

Alien Jesus, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

RIP. The love we take is equal to the love we make.

Finding love aboard the Discovery? Is this a quirky indie rom-com of a romance between hunky spaceman Dave Bowman and the aloof but alluring OS that runs his ship the HAL 9000? Instead of Her they can call it HAL.

I just came here to say this article has a damn fine headline.

Speaking of comically miscasting Topher Grace I hear Sony greenlit a Venom movie