I was hoping for a biopic where Freddie Mercury wasn't gay for anyone but Jesus and he was played by Kirk Cameron with an obvious fake mustache

Hey it worked for Mission Impossible 2!

My vote is for Cronenberg Morty. He reminds me of James Woods gun fucking his chest vagina. And he is still a less disgusting creature than Ted Cruz.

"The project was originally titled I’m Not Your Friend"

Gonna be a bat fight…

Oh, Potter's very popular Snape. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads, Hufflepuffs. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

I will agree with you on the low expectations part, but for my money Hufflepuff runs on shame

Canadian magic involves being able to make bacon unpalatable. Dark magics indeed.

When that mythology was named Lex Luthor and he was just a regular super smart human instead of a rock monster in bike shorts.

Keith David is a national treasure. That's all I've got here.

I don't know Trump's base is pretty sure that bike shorts are for the gays.

"Clockwork Orange Bedsheets or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Great Job Internet!"

"Justice League: We have a plan just like Marvel. Seriously"

I think maybe you don't fully appreciate the depth and pathos of Doomsday. You see he is a rock monster in bike shorts that punches problems to death….

I know nothing of this band, but it cracks me up that there is a "Rock and Roll Hotel" in the most rocking place on the planet…..Washington DC. You can check out anytime you like and the Eagles still suck.

That is a fair concern, but I really believe that Snyder is the only auteur filmaker alive that could do justice to the many layers of Gleek

I don't really think that a fully formed Justice League movie really needs commissioner Gordon in it. If you need a non super human perspective in the movie why not just bring back Wendy and Marvin from the Superfriends.

I thought Spider-Man was Miles Morales? I am so confused. Who is this Parker Posey you speak of?

I know these words, but this sentence makes no sense

I feel like if Johnny Depp tried to do the Dance of Joy it would turn into the Dance of Infinite Sadness