I feel like I am vaguely aware that this person exists, but I have never really seen or heard of anything this person has done. Becoming old and getting more and more out of touch with pop culture is kind of liberating.

Does FPS stand for "Fully Projectile Sickness" Because I feel like watching a firefight in that format would make me just vomit everywhere.

Why did they have to drag Wood Harris into this hot mess?

I just hope they don't steal my idea for a sequel. Ivan Drago's son comes to America and gets us to give up capitalism by giving a speech after having a boxing match.

It's good to see people supporting my favorite show Space Trak

I am just glad that Long Dong Silver is about to be re-entering the national conversation

Oh no she's gone from suck to blow!

At least they were making movies for their own weird ass ideas at the time instead of trying to pawn off Zoolander 2 or whatever reheated garbage has been coming out from the studio system as far as comedies are concerned recently. Me Myself and Irene might not be any good but it was certainly original.

Lindsey Buckingham on the other hand…..

"We never thought Kim Kardashian was funny. Until she tried to act!"

If by mini Lego kits you mean desolate hellscape of despair and completely devoid of originality and joy then yes it the current comedy landscape of feature films is EXACTLY like that.

Dass and the Ave-tones

Not for nothing, but I really kind of dig their signage in the header image.

Well it's true what they say John Wayne was a British cigarette.

I am excited for this because after the last Hotel season I convinced my girlfriend to take American Horror Story out of our rotation, so I no longer have to care that Lady Gaga is in this doing her terrible David Bowie impression or whatever! It's freeing.

I hope they play some of their hits because their new album kind of sucked

I am surprised the iQueef never caught on

"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly…

You are in for some strange days ahead when you talk to the Friendship is Magic crowd.

I thought this joke was in excessively bad taste