They are just going to make a TV show about the Tenacious D song Kyle Quit the Band which references Tango and Cash. The whole set up is "meta" which I hear the kids on the tweetbox are into.

The answer is always shoot the hostage. ALWAYS

"In it, the writer explores this dichotomy within the Willis mystique, delineating between the fourth wall breaking, constantly smirking figure and a symbol for a white man succeeding over systems and defending the honor of minorities and women."

That's planning for failure Alvin, Even dumber than regular planning.

ARRRGH here be Morris Day mate-y. ARRGGGHHH-EEEO-EEEO

Yeah definitely. I felt the same way about the cricket set up in the episode before. Where his jokes about the Dasani are just dying and then the cricket chirps. It is such an obvious bit, but then executed in such a way that the punchline is just so sad. Pathos is a good word for it. Anyways I dig the fact there…

So my girlfriend convinced me to watch the first episode of Fuller House and my expectations were exceedingly low going in because even when the show was initially out it did not hold much love for me and it was uniformly one of the worst and most uncomfortable viewing experiences of my life. I know some people…

The slapstick on this show is pretty uniformly great. Since Andy Dwyer became a big movie star there hasn't been too much slapstick in the sitcoms I watch so it's kind of refreshing to see it on display in Bakersfield

I am not going to disagree that this show hasn't been less than stellar. But not into space pirates? They are pirates! In space! It's a fantastic concept.

It's a known fact that you can do all of your character development for a TV show, just by having your character be really into rum raisin ice cream.

Just going to take a shot in the dark and I am going to guess you aren't a big fan of Reality Bites

Sounds like the Republican debates

God's of Egypt: Neither Failure nor Fiasco….but rather Secret Sucess!

Yeah….but Rabin's back! And in pog form!

Well since they killed off Terrance Howard they need to have 1 new minority actor because otherwise future Idaho won't be demographically accurate

Whatever you say Matt Dillon

I watched Wayward Pines. It was terrible. But I thought that it was a one and done? They are doing more? That's unfortunate. I like my dystopian futures to have a bit more pizzaz and a bit less talking.

I am sure the British have a much classier British word for dildos. Something like fannyknockers or tallydiddles

Now I am sure there will be no dildos present at the Academy Awards. Except the nominees! HEYO! Is it too late to apply to be a writer for Leno's Tonight Show?

GALILEO!