I just feel like Dr. Bazinga gets me. You know?

Well fair enough I won't argue your point Colin Quinn was effectively mediocre I just wanted to hate on Colin Jost because he sucks. He is comedy wallpaper. Just completely toothless. My least favorite weekend update host is probably Jimmy Fallon just because I can't stand Jimmy Fallon even if he was decent at the…

Nevermind the bollocks, here's my nutz

Hell is other people.

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You can't make a bad movie omelette without breaking a few Eggsy's

You know I always thought Colin Quinn was the worst Weekend Update anchor, but now he isn't even the worst Weekend Update anchor named Colin.

Crazy!
-Patsy Cline

Well considering how many movies are now aping the synth heavy 80's soundtrack sounds that Carpenter was a master of this tour actually makes sense

OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE FORGETTING THE MOST BAKULTASTIC SHOW ON TV NCIS NEW ORLEANS BABY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Get off my lawn! I would have appreciated his commitment to his craft more if he actually carved a swastika into his forehead.

I am not saying that the soundtrack to Shaft on vinyl isn't bad ass because it totally is, but I think maybe Laserblast on LaserDisc is somehow even more bad ass. So what I am saying is you are personal hero of mine.

But we can rebuild him…..WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!

The rain in ManSpain falls mainly on the mansplain.

Thanks, but no thanks. Am I supposed to know/care who Father John Misty is? He sounds like the first draft of a Clint Eastwood thriller.

PHIL enters from stage left (30's) pantsless and confused. His eyes tired but filled with the sunny California sound of Dawes

SPLOOSH

Looking forward to the next Star Wars movie. Mace.

I watched a fair amount of Angry Video Game Nerd reviews back in the day and I saw something cross-promoted with this Nostalgia Critic cat and so I watched one of his videos and it was one of the most uniquely unpleasant viewing experiences of my life.

I imagine that this years winner will be something by Cannibal Corpse