This sounds like a drive by fruiting

Is it Abe Vigoda? Oh it's Hitler. No thank you then.

All I know is I would rather roll the dice with either Lionel Hutz or the blue haired lawyer from The Simpsons rather than any of the appointed lawyers up in Manitowoc County.

Was this amazing research into the human mind the fact that jump scares startle people? Because I feel like I have seen a ton of that in movies lately, but atmospheric scares and creeping dread? Not so much gang. That being said I tried to watch Melancholia and gave up after 20 minutes because the camera was moving…

I thought this was a story about someone that slaps erasers together after class to get the chalk dust out of them. But then I realized that these kids today probably have some sort of iEraser or something so that isn't really a thing anymore.

But how can you tell the difference between a food chicken and a friend chicken?

Is the new album called "Blood from a Stone"?

I don't know what this is but I like it. It's got a great beat and you can dance to it

You guessed it. Frank Stallone

Well better to have a stroke and wake up in a David Lynch movie than like a Michael Bay movie I suppose

Pssssh sets. Just throw em both in front of a green screen and change the backgrounds every week. The CW could crank out a Quantum Leap show on a tiny budget.

MacGruber is a fantastic movie. I was actually shocked to not see it on the list of spoof movies that hold up on the AV Club the other day, because it along with Black Dynamite were the only decent spoof movies to come out in the past 10 years or so.

Aging Rock Band seeks front man with at least 5 years experience.

Oh aye laddie it's tough work being the finest Scottish therapist around

Love your suit!

Well The Ghost of Eazy E, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.

My favorite villain cliche is the "we're not so different you and I…." speech.

"Killed by Scarf" made me laugh out loud at my desk. First of all it's a great Johnny Depp Ace of Spades cover track title. Secondly it's the highly probably eventual future autopsy results for Depp himself. Auto-erotic asphyxiation by scarf. Lastly it made me think of "Killed by Snarf" which could be a…

The only consolation is that Lemmy didn't give two fucks and a pint of piss about the Grammy's while he was alive and I doubt that being dead has gotten him to care more.

This is the logical end stage of late capitalism. Everyone smile and remember Lemmy as the animatronic puppet lip syncs his most famous songs.