Pat Boone is more metal then Johnny fucking Depp….god damn it….

I heard Bernie mention this album on the townhall, but listening to the clips of it have surpassed my already sky high expectations. Fantastic. I am going to go check myself into the bern unit because I am feeling the bern brotha believe it

Mayor McCheese was unavailable to comment at this time….

RIP Norm.

I think Cruz's skin is probably more slimy like an eel

"Dee’s costumes though, are no joke. They can take up to 200 hours of work, and cost thousands of dollars."

They got that blood coming out of their wherever. Donald Trump told me that they can't be trusted.

This looks about as well produced as the Rick and Morty pilot that Justin Roiland did back in the day that was just a repeated joke about Marty licking Doc Brown's ballsack

What do you call an Irishman that gets drunk and passes out on your deck?

:o(

Patty and Selma are going to be PUMPED

"Hey Frank-ey Coppolla baby this picture is a bit dour don't you think? Can you put in a musical number to spice it up a bit?"

I was reading the twitter the other day and I found out some interesting information about the world being flat.

Because there are two things that have tremendously high approval ratings in America right now it's the police and rock music.

What's it the kids are into these days? Hashish right. Put one of those Hashish tags on it and our show will be the cat's pajamas!

Deadly is the Female is a better name than Gun Crazy.

I assume this project is to more fully flesh out the backstory of the 3 seashells from Demolition Man. Correct?

This is truly the only comment that needs to be made here. Says me making a comment that doesn't need to be made to point out this fact. Oh crap a paradox. Do I even exist?

Also the knife he caught and threw back at the guys head in Big Trouble in Little China was an actual Bowie Knife made by David Bowie.

Based on the header image I would guess they are having a contest to see whom is more hipster? The answer? None. None more hipster.