It's amazing but this is truly the role Louie Anderson was born to play he is so fucking good on this show.

There is nothing like having a disc that won't read because it is too scratched to let you know that you are dealing with a premium listening experience. It's how I prefer to listen to all my Dawes albums.

No. No I will not enjoy Phil Sims. No thanks. I'm good. He is a homeless mans Dan Dierdorf.

Diamond Head for me. Not to take anything away from the Metallica version which is pretty much great, and definitely how I was introduced to the song, but the original is just friggin epic.

In Communist Russia sober gets you!

dun dun

Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive.
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried.
Take her down now, don't want to see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice.
Gotta see 'em make 'em pay the price.
See their bodies out on the ice.
Take my time.

Have mercy!

Once the finally run out of Superhero movies maybe they will get around to make a movie about The Spectre because I really want to see God's hilarious vengeance play out on the big screen. Hey they are making a Preacher series so anything is possible at this point.

Based on how much I love MadMen and the totalitarian shenanigans of The Americans and Deutschland 83 this sounds right up my alley. Antisocial drinkers unite! Well actually don't unite. Do the opposite of that. Un-unite!

So Lori Loughlin has a shot!

The Owl in Daylight is a fantastic name for a science fiction book

I am just glad to see that Natalie Portman getting work again. I remember when she found Love in an Elevator with Hayden Christiansen in Attack of the Clones and I never thought she would get a job acting again.

Hey all this science I don't understand. It's just my job 5 days a week.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did.

I thought this was about the making of Aerosmith's Pump. I am confused.

Methinks that's a more common dream than youthinks

Sounds like Adam wasn't getting the job done. Looks like his rib was the only bone he was willing to give her…

"Where are we going I'm low on gas and you need a jacket"