It's a real tear JERKer

Aw heh how how how

Haha the struggles of my life summed up in a single post on the AV club.

Anything
But
C-cups

I was totally going to destroy the city, but then I was walking to the dam to poison the town water supply and saw these guys at the park jamming on some bongos and I was like man poisoning the town would really harsh my mellow. So now I am just listening to You Enjoy Myself on spotify.

ABC = Always Be Censoring

It's no Fond Du Lac that's for certain!

I always thought the appeal of Zombie's is that other humans are freaking scary as hell. And large groups of them are the worst. As someone slightly agoraphobic the thought of the thin layer of humanity that keeps us from tearing one another apart literally being removed is terrifying. Add in the fun of gore…

Hoping for a new Batman villain called Phish Moodring her power is that she is just too far out mannnnn

Welp "this guy" always had a thing for nerdy brunettes with glasses so y'know different strokes…(literally)

Same boat, but "Film's Paranoid Master" is a great title for a business card

More of a Velma man myself, but I don't disagree with your assertion.

I totally have had that dream multiple times my high school calls me up and is like oh crap you didn't finish all of your classes you have to come back and finish. And then it is a nightmare about returning to that setting as an adult and being totally confused because I can't figure out what they want me to do to…

Well the Devil went down to the Olive Garden….

Bronies?

Rorschach's journal, January 27th, 2016. 3:30 PM. Meeting with Dickachu left bad taste in mouth. A flabby failure who sits whimpering in his basement. Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders? The first Hipster D-Bag runs an auto repair shop. The first Dirtbag Milksteaks is a…

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Donald Trump - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor…" he says "I am Donald Trump."…

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.

Paulie Walnuts can shred my man. BELIEVE IT.

I am just popping in here to say that Little Steven is the best and anytime I get a chance to catch the Underground Garage on the radio I almost always dig it.