Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left. Yeah yeah, Oh Barney's right. Yeah, lets get some more beer.. yeah.. hey, what about some beer, yeah Barney's right…

Welp weed is officially dead. Time to move on to PCP. Thanks Chuck Lorre.

About the same actually…

Laurel is nobodys friend. If she were an ice cream flavor she would be pralines and dick

My girlfriend and I watch the show together and we both joke that Laurel is the literal worst person on the planet. It is great. Watching the actress try to emote on screen with other actors never stops being hilarious to me.

That's just racist

The truth is….(Fart Noise)

Well hopefully Dennis Rodman can get North Korea sorted out so we can get a win in the celebrity diplomacy department

"And this was just one part of the remorseless gauntlet that was Legends Of The Hidden Temple. Sorry, kids, but the game was unwinnable by design."

Ahhahahahahah I made a joke in another thread that they were going to cast Bieber as Eddie, but Adam Lambert might be even funnier. Don't ever change Fox.

Well this explains why he is leading the polls in Iowa at least….No one wearing a Reagan mask could be an evil man!

I had a similar experience going back and rewatching some old episodes of Murder She Wrote. I thought it was going to be terribly dated and parts of it were, but at the end of the day its a solid procedural machine that showcased professional actors. It's odd the things that have an air of timelessness and those…

And here I was thinking that with Cruz's pallid visage he was wearing a Michael Myers mask this entire time. Is he not?

"The trailer introduces the group of weary travelers, which includes two men on the run, three girls in a band who are heading to their next show, a man who just wants to get home, a brother looking for his long-lost sister, and a family on a vacation that takes a deadly turn."

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

I fondly (pun intended) remember finding a page ripped out of a penthouse magazine in the woods walking home from school one day and it was like stumbling upon the Holy Grail if the Grail had a full bush

That was called the Passion of the Christ and they made it already

Sounds like the Republican Party!

I was always so freaked out by Freddy when I was a youth, but I love the series as I got older. Something about a killer that can get you in your dreams that is just so effectively creepy. If I had to rank the series NOES, Dream Warriors, Freddy vs Jason, New Nightmare, Dream Master, Dream Child, Freddys Dead,…

Prometheus 2: Prom Night