So I finally got the chance to check out this new Fantastic Four movie about a week ago and holy hell it is just awful. Like I knew it got terrible reviews going in and that the first two Fantastic Four movies were terrible so I had incredibly low expectations and it still managed to fall way below them. Just a…

I feel like you can say this about 98% of the remakes Hollywood attempts to release

That photo was the background on my desktop when I first started my desk job….this movie looks incredibly fun…before watching the trailer I knew Spacey could handle Nixon but Shannon might be perfect for Elvis…I am officially excited to see this

INCONCIEVABLE!!!

This confirms my long held suspicion that Finnish milk is the most metal of all milks

The hat keeps the rain off his head….

Im'ma let you finish….but the raptor getting parallel barred to death in the Lost World was the worst dinosaur effect of all time

Bring back Sam Raimi to direct your movies!

I knew that would be a popular take around these parts. I didn't actively hate it or anything. It was just….OK. It was absolutely fine. Quite passable. Nothing to tweet home about ya dig.

Woe to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No sir I don't like it.

I thought Firefly was just OK but she was my favorite part of the show. I am happy to see her getting work in the DC TVverse. Now they just need to cast Ted Kord goddamnit!

Confirmed. That part of the story is where the similarities between Chewie and Allen start to fade because every Wookiee knows that snitches get stitches

Seeing a petition like this makes me think that the real hero of the Star Wars films was Emperor Palpatine because people are too stupid to have a right to vote on anything.

I wonder if Chewie ever did a dime in the state pen for selling blow? I mean probably he did hang out with Leia during the 70's.

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I got my buddy a Nicholas Cage pillow case as a gift a few years back. I like to think its a gift that keeps on giving

Maggie Simpson did it.

Well considering the direction of the Republican party these days, McCarthy almost seems a quaint liberal at this point. Ted Cruz makes Joe look like Edmund Muskie.