It's not a Livin' Thing…..cause they are dead. Hence ghosts.

And here I thought the day was in their sights when they took a bow and said goodnight

He died as he lived….as a HACK FRAUD

I look forward to Jamie Lannister becoming this generations Gerard Butler.

I am shocked the avclub is covering this show, but it is one my favorites. Definitely the best work Lou Diamond Phillips has ever done.

What never?
No never.
What never?
Hardly ever!
He's hardly ever sick at sea…..

Something something….Sussuido! Am I doing this right?

This is the kind of trenchant critical analysis that I come to the AVclub for. Poop smells bad indeed!

Grateful Head

The twist is that Bruce Willis was really Luke Skywalker's Dad the whole time…..Also he was a ghost…..also the calls were coming from inside the house…..

Feliz Navidad!

Your GIF must contain John Travolta looking confused is the organizing principle that I base my entire belief system upon.

Cheerfully withdrawn

Ah I see that you provide script notes for Game of Thrones in your down time

Needs more clay sculptures of Lionel Ritchie

Where's Adam Sandler when you need him!

Whoa….No?

Whoa!

It works because Ted Cruz already looks like one of the face melted Nazi's from Raiders

Time to dust off my screenplay for Iowa Smith and the Des Moines Brigadoons