The real hero of this story was the guy at the bar with the remote that turned off All I want for Christmas is you. That song is the literal worst.

Needs moar Cato

Surprise Penis or GTFO!

Take him shopping for a makeover for a new skirt and boot combo. Dude needs to update his style.

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Cardboard Fireplace Decoration just screams fire hazard huh

Nope!

I picture like half of the cast of Dawson's creek and Michigan J. Frog at this intervention.

CEILING

No not unless British Oppressors was a new locally sourced co-op in Portland

Chester A Arthur was bereft of jiggy

A true hipster douchebag would recognize that Nigel Hawthorne had the best acting performance that year. I was into the Madness of King George back during the Boston Tea Party, but you probably haven't heard of it. Its cool.

Terrance Malick directing Jon Lovitz is actually something I would contribute to on kickstarter.

Can't wait until they get a creepy spaced out version of Norm McDonald to play you in the movie!

Canary playing Candy Canaday is fun to say. RIP

My favorite Thanksgiving song is Detachable Penis by King Missle

This sounds like a dream I had about a tangerine

Thanks!

Oily
Preoccupied
Porcupines

I am just bummed that Maxwell Lord is on a TV show now and poor Ted Kord can only get his name on the side of trucks that get ripped off on Flash and Arrow. Give me a paunchy Blue Beetle damnit! I ask for so little.