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Phil McCracken
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Well now that the all female Ghostbusters are off and running gender swapping can be the lazy reboot dujour for Hollywood. Looking forward to the All-Male Charlie's Angels. They can call it Charlize's Dongles.

The real question is whether or not Michael Gross has signed on or not

I am just sad that my favorite Prog Rock Group Mike Milligan and the Kitchen Bros is now a duo.

The call is coming from the other side of the door….

His complaint is the same as Portnoy's you see. How delightfully droll

*farts*

The real tragedy here is that they are pushing back a special on the cartoonists of the New Yorker. Haven't we suffered enough!??!!!

Just wait until you get a load of the new findings on gravity the Obama administration doesn't want you to know about. Going to turn the whole world upside down I tell you!

Pretty sure the only thing in Cuban's basement bathroom is a jizz soaked copy of The Fountainhead

When it comes crashin down and it hurts inside, Ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide

Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter was actually about the socioeconomic concerns of the Victor Paz Estenssoro government of Bolivia for instance.

It is a very rare Mary Worth comic in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide

What is something that was never said about Terriers?

Bees….why god….why did it have to be BEES!!!!

All it is missing is a gymnast to use parallel bars to kick a raptor out of a window

You're a little touched aren't ya

Who was T-Dawg is the existential question that has plagued philosophers since the beginning of time. Perhaps we are all T-Dawg. Perhaps none of us are. Makes you think.

I believe what you were trying to say is that there are too many to list in a format that would be able to be finished in one sitting. The annotated list of reasons why Picard is superior to Kirk would rival War and Peace for brevity.

The real victim here is comedy

Yeah but Michael Moore's superpowers are just sanctimony and laser vision and cyclops can tell you what a terrible combination that is.