Whatever shark we think we have, is getting thrown into the air and cut in half with a chainsaw by Steve Sanders.

The Medocrity is the Message

Joe Friday: “Marajuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, LSD is the bomb. So don't you try to equate liquor to marajuana, Mister, not with me. You may be able to sell that jazz to another pothead, but not to somebody who holds some sick kid's head while he vomits and wretches on a curbstone at 4:00 in the morning.…

Weed Head?  What are you a cop in a 1950's propaganda movie?…..REEFERS….

I come to the avclub pretty much solely to read the less than D reviews at this point.

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Oooh I am sorry.  It was Below Deck will give you scurvy.   Sorry no points for you.

Poo Corner…..Lulz

Jim the Anvil Niedhart and interesting facial hair choices

Bret Hart and a Sharpshooter

All of the characters they bring back and poor Ted Kord stays deader than disco.  It's a travesty I tells ya.  Maxwell Lord even came back from getting his head twisted off by Wonder Woman….grumble grumble

Welp obviously the only way to settle this is to fight….with knives!

Cocoon III…..Boner time

I always kind of dug The Keep

You've been hit by….a smooth criminal….

Classic Poe.

Much like the commercial itself this breakdown of said commercial left me wondering what the point of all of this is.  That being said I would like to strap a cheetah to the back of somebody's Grandma. 

Giving the Rad Teacher a mullet is a fantastic decision.  When this gets greenlit I am going to get you an associate producer credit.  The world needs more mulleted skateboarding kangaroo teachers on television.

Because the Rad Teacher matriculated at Oral Roberts University.  The jokes write themselves.  I shouldn't be wasting this pitch in the comments section of the AV Club though I hear NBC is desperate for good ideas and this one is a winner.

I wish this was for a new show called Rad Teacher about an awesome skateboarding kangaroo who just happened to have his bachelors in teaching….with a minor in being a party animal