Dodge City?  What a pity.

Dodge City?  What a pity.

"The Job is so dedicated to the anticlimax that you’d think Cosmopolitan would have declined to participate, for the sake of editorial consistency."

If it was Amish Mafia the last line could be …. Let's go…..raise a barn

If enjoying a movie where Ryan Phillippe dances around with a celery stalk between his butt cheeks and Val Kilmer gets his genitals blown off is wrong.  Then you bet your ass I don't want to be right.

Is this?…. What?….  Even I don't.

And every once and awhile Shawn Michaels superkick's him through a barbershop window.

More like the Big Lame Theory….amirite?………yeahhhhhhhhhh I'm right

Coming up next on Fox.  A plastic bag full of meat pushed off a cliff!

Watching the Halloween remake was equivalent to being the "B" in a Human Centipede.

Burt Macklin could catch Osama Bin Laden….but even he couldn't save Anna Faris' career. 

That sounds like every reality show this side of Duck Dynasty

Reviewing a reality cooking competition probably shouldn't be on the docket for the AV Club but maybe you could find a guest reviewer who didn't hate the entire concept of the show.  Or just not review it at all….

Reviewing a reality cooking competition probably shouldn't be on the docket for the AV Club but maybe you could find a guest reviewer who didn't hate the entire concept of the show.  Or just not review it at all….

But the weird Italian chick living at the Cooze's fed into one of the most amazing sequences the show has ever done with Tony's depression spiral leading directly into the hit Junior took out on him.  That was the first episode where I was like oh well I am starting to understand what all of the fuss is about with…

But the weird Italian chick living at the Cooze's fed into one of the most amazing sequences the show has ever done with Tony's depression spiral leading directly into the hit Junior took out on him.  That was the first episode where I was like oh well I am starting to understand what all of the fuss is about with…

How about you do you remember your first blowjob?
Yeah of course…
How long did it take for the guy to cum?…..You hear that?? I said do you remember your first blowjob??? He said yeah….I said how long did it take for the guy to cum

How about you do you remember your first blowjob?
Yeah of course…
How long did it take for the guy to cum?…..You hear that?? I said do you remember your first blowjob??? He said yeah….I said how long did it take for the guy to cum

How were the onion rings? Best in the state?

How were the onion rings? Best in the state?