No Theo, not Wallace Shawn, he means me, you see? Me and Pootie Tang can razzle frazzle and take off our belts from our pants with the weezum sazzum and hit the peoples with them for taking the pudding milkshakes from the kiddies, oooooh!

Yes! You can have the chocolate cake! But you have to be my friend, you see, and not say the mean things to the zip zop zeezum, Rudy!

You all can be my friend, you see?
We can talk about the zeezun frazzun and go out on the town for the food and the cocktails and the Jell-O shots, and in the morning I'll make everybody some bippity boppity breakfast with the pudding omelet, aaaaah!

You see, I don't eat the eggs for breakfast, but they are in the chocolate cake I would feed to my kids! And they would sing and dance and geezum wazzum and my wife would come down the stairs in the robe and the razzum frazzum, oooooh!

I've got an idea for a new show, Theo!
It can be called Skizzum and Skazzum Have the Puh-ding! And I can be in the show, you see?

Why thank you Theo! And yes, you will love it! I'm in the CIA, you see? And I throw the pudding bombs and the ostrich with the weezum frazzum!

If you like this movie
Then you'll love Ghost Dad! You see I go for the ride in the beezum zazzum and the crash and the taxi cab. And then I'm a ghost, you see. And the kids want the breakfast meals and the cake and the grapefruit juice and the bip bop bipptiy hop with the Jell-O on the pancakes, aaaaah!

Now Rudy, I helped to create the show and the beezum and it was like my family was, with the daughters and the son and the wife and the geezle, and I was a doctor, you see Theo.

I think we all should get the free health care so we can go to the hospital and get better from the kadazzum and the snazzum. Because I'm a doctor, you see. Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr., Ed.D, and I give all my patients the lollipops and the pudding pops and the wazzum.

I used to have my own show, you see.
So why can't I be the one with new show coming on late at night with the skippity skazzum? We could learn the lessons of life and hear the kids saying the funny phrases with the reezum on the flazzum and the commercials for the pudding pot pie, aaaaah!

What is beepity boopity bop bop razzum, Alex?

You see, the young people of today don't need the cellular telephones with the text messages and the pictures and the videos and the zippity zoppity. They need the Hooked on Phonics, so they can read the zeezun razzun and reward themselves with the Jell-O pudding pie, aaaaah!

We can still play the ball, you see? You and I and Camille can zeezum frazzum with the basket and the ball and the Jell-O, aaaaah!

You see, that's the problem with the kids today, with the foul language and the malt liquor with the skeezum and the skazzum!

Now Rudy, we don't yell at the nice people, now you just apologize with the geezum gazzum and offer them a nice pudding pop, aaaaah!

Brain Damage!
Now why would he eat the cockroach with the skizzum and the skazzum? He could eat the Jell-O, you see? It's brain damage, with the pudding and the pop, aaaaah!