No doubt there was some flim flammery involved. The sausages I saw being stuffed were very uniform, no air bubbles or thin spots or anything else that happens when someone makes sausage in the real world, especially working with a 60 minute deadline.

They showed at least 2 people stuffing their sausages at their cooking stations.

When Gordon was describing the fresh mushrooms, it was almost like the complimentary adjective microchip in his brain shorted out. He repeated a couple of words a few times within maybe 10 seconds. stunning, amazing fresh stunning mushrooms, just amazing.

I just read that he's getting some sort of weight loss surgery, so he'd better enjoy them while he can!

And the frightening, frightening poops!

Your boyfriend was Bryan Adams, wasn't he?

Me too. My guidance counselor was basically a nicer version of Principal McVicker from Beavis & Butthead.

I hope CGI is used to make Walt Jr's face look like Bruce Willis.

I guess you aren't fully committed to grunge then.

"A steaming pile of shit in Harris Tweed"

Don't forget Arnold Schwartzeneggar and Danny Devito!  Twins no less!

The official anthem of the Little League World Series.

Just the hot one.

The same people are probably also eagerly anticipating the latest Lou Reed disaster.

I recently bought a Mark Twain e-book that had pretty much everything. It's about 8000 pages, cost me less than 2 dollars.

Eh, there seems to be a lot of retconning around here to make STP and Alice in Chains these major bastions of 90's rock integrity, so I'll take your wager!

I wish I had known there would be a second part to the question.

Carnivale!

He's the Aaron Sorkin of punk rock lyrics.

Tom Waits wrote Smooth up in ya?