Some random guy once gave me a really hard time because I was wearing a t-shirt with a 'swastika' on it. It was the Crass symbol.

Philip Seymour Hoffman as albino Stalin after steroid injections.

However, he has a male tramp stamp.

'NO!'
'About a 9 on the tension scale, Reub'

I would generally agree, but Dauber's "I hate being retarded" line toward the end of the movie makes it all worthwhile.

Actually, it was first published in Twilight Zone Magazine.

Yeah, go to the Oregon Dunes with a camera, a couple of actors and a cheap spaceship prop and that's about all it would take.

a bit like bleach, sauteed mushrooms, and rotting flesh.

'Almost' everyone could see that from the very beginning…..

A houseguest once treated us to some sort of alfredo concoction made with Southern Comfort. I'm a nice guy and I was really hungry so I ate it without comment, but oh man….

"You made this? Impressive. I wouldn't expect something of this quality from a subhuman."

Marty Feldman would have to disagree with that statement.

She saw Killer Joe last night and was inspired.

As terrible as the music of Ministry is, those glasses have always been the worst part of the package for me. Maybe he does a lot of welding in his spare time?

Trying to scrape up the dough to buy some new, less tobacco stained, dentures.

William Castle's newest cinema gimmick, 'Bedsore-vision'

Actually, they changed the name in an attempt to distance themselves from the word 'fried' which has unhealthy connotations. It's like changing the name of Big Shit Sandwich to BSS to make people forget they're eating a shit sandwich.

Think about it, would you want Janice Soprano on your team?

I'd say it's a bit more Ice-T than Ice Cube.

Cauliflower puree is really good actually.