Don't forget the random violent rednecks that always seem to appear out of nowhere, usually on ATVs, at every outdoor farm/rural party. Usually late at night, and nobody knows who they are or how they found out about the party.

SSD

My hands!…..My penis!

Dammit, GG, I told you not to eat any corn! Now we have to reshoot the entire scene.

Hell yeah, Bad Boys rules. RC Cola, the ultimate rape preventative.

Wiseau still hasn't paid me for being in his shitty movie. He actually roughed my up pretty bad during the rooftop scene. Also, Denny was a total diva on set.

The restroom at intermission.

Chubby Madonna was mine.

If you define 'interact' as 'bug eyed white guy with dreadlocks facing the wrong way and staring at you with a shit eating grin on is face not saying anything', then yes, i hate it when people try to interact with me.

Just avoid Tyler Perry movies, you should be ok.

Ugh. I think that's the same guy I always get stuck behind at a concert. I'm not here to make friends, dude.

Someday the roller coaster will hit the unpopped kernel, killing everyone in the theater.

'I would let Drake murder my pie'-James Deen's mom Paula

After watching the first couple of episodes, I sort of wish it had expired after season 3…..

Exactly. When I was in high school, the principal was no-nonsense, but he was a really decent guy, reminded me a bit of Mr. Rogers. Even when he was handing down punishment you couldn't help but like him. The authority figures/adults on this show are similar, which is much more close to real life than the typically…

Appropriate, considering JFK was on the 1950s/1960s version of the California Diet.

You could always watch the Asylum production 'Dead Kitten' instead.

I'm a believer in the Native American philosophy that you should use every part of an animal. I went hunting and killed a polar bear. I used the jawbone to make a knife, and used the rest of the animal to have sex with.

My 1997 girlfriend was a big fan for some reason. I've heard their entire album, probably one of 10 people on the planet who can make that claim. Ugh

Dick Delaware meth episode FTW!