Five Duplass's and a Gerwig.

Also like everyone's aging hippie aunt.

I'm sure Rob Schneider is available.

In 2002, I took a lengthy cross country road trip. At one point, we drove about 200 miles out of the way just to get a picture of the welcome sign for Meeteetsee.

Possibly. It would have to be done through a spirit medium though.

With all due respect to Gremlins, Ghoulies has a young super hot Mariska Hargitay.

That line was originally "I like all kinds of music, except rap and country" but had to be revised so it would fit the melody.

Pailhead!

That could easily be me being hilarious at age 34. Pee and poop will always be funny.

Ugh. Yeah, I was unaware that Pat Smear had a streetwise Bronx accent.

"Lexicon Devil" (Darby Crash/Germs) was probably the best musical oral history I've read. Not very pleasant though
"Gimme Something Better" (bay area punk) was good too, although a bit scattershot.

crack crack crack the eggs in the bowl, mix mix mix the flour in the bowl

James Franco presents: As I Lay Dying (from amyl nitrate poisoning)

Hahhhh Pahhhhhhkttttt

Thanks!

I currently own Foolish, On the Mouth, and Tossing Seeds. Where should I go next?

Quiet with that, or we may see Adam Sandler behind a late night desk.

King Dork and Andromeda Klein by 'Dr' Frank Portman!

Being that we're talking Scranton, they could have done some ripped from the headlines stuff and attribute his brain damage to water pollution caused by hydrofracking.

Perhaps this has been discussed before, but I don't understand why the crew is still filming. I mean, the documentary is done, and on TV. Why are they still there?