Todd is a very clever fellow. Very, very clever. (Slow clapping that turns into thunderous applause.)

Bravo, Todd VanDerWerff (if that's your real name). Bravo. (Slow clap, which turns into a rowdy standing ovation.)

I do feel bad for Conan, but I think his biggest mistake was sticking around NBC as long as he did in hopes of getting 11:30. His other big mistake was not having an 11:30 start time written into his contract. That was seriously naive. P.S. I think the best host in late night is Craig Ferguson.

At least we'll get another good Bill Carter book about how late-night television, so we've got that goin' for us, which is nice.

You know what NBC stands for? Never Believe your Contract! HA HA HA HA HA! It was funny when Leno said 20 years ago, it was funny when he said it a couple years ago when it said it (unironically) when he was trying to take back the Tonight Show, and it'll be funny again when he says it about Fallon.

Leno's lucky to have lasted this long, what with him not being funny and everything.

I don't understand people's objections to "session musicians and hired guns." If you're looking to make a great record, why wouldn't you want the best musicians you could find?

I'd rather read the recaps than watch the actual show. It's less frustrating, and it frees up 58 minutes a week. #efficiency

I keep hearing about Terra Nova. When's it finally gonna come out?

Haters gonna hate.

Because if there's anything this country needs right now is a show about bureacracy and politics. (Harrumph!)

I think Leslie's become a little self-rightous this season. I hope she loses, because it would be fun watching how awkward she acts around Paul Rudd's character, who hopefully would become a recurring character, if not a regular.

Is this show still on? I thought they cancelled it around the same time as they cancelled The Mentalist and 60 Minutes.

I had buffering problems when I first got Netflix, but they went away when I plugged in the damn ethernet cable instead of working off of WiFi.

I've had a bunch of Starz shows in my queue for over 6 months, probably. If I haven't watched them yet, I probably never will. On the other, Netflix is bringing back Arrested Development. Even if the new episodes are only a tiny fraction as great as the original series, they'll still be better than Two and a Half Men,…