Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This guy does drugs? I guess I gotta burn all my P-Funk albums.

Neil Hamburger
How can anyone not like Neil Hamburger? " Where in Indiana is legendary actor James Dean buried? Blaaaaaachhhh hwoooofff uhhhhhh beyuuuuch. WHERE in Indiana is legendary actor Jaaames Dean born?…….. In the ground." My fucking sweet biscuits that guy is a fucking genius.

Lapidus? Man that name sounds funny when you say it out loud. I love Lost, though. Goddamn what a great hour of television.

Silly Love Songs
The Replicants did it much better.

The Doctor
starring William Hurt. Good flick. Should have been included here. Same with Magnolia. Splash.

He could play John Belushi!
Him or Hurly from Lost. Shit would be tight. I hope Artie recovers though. Mother Fucker stabbed himself nine times! Nine fuckin times. He'll, it's been 3 years since I've stabbed anything once! self ZING!

Fix: the ministry movie
Near the top for me. We've only heard about the shooting up, now we get to experience that shit! Who wouldn't be excited for that? Also, can the hate for Knowing stop. For the sake of fuck! That shit was tight!

God
I miss Bill Hicks.

Hey! I oscarbated this a.m. Very satisfying.

Did you guys know
that only men can pop boners?

Wow. Shit just got deep.

Don't resist. Sometimes it feels good to just…let go.

Yes,
I will be bringing the 14 year old that is inside of me to see this.

Aww hell naw!!!
It's on, y'all!! Imma be first in line for dis shit! Herzog and Lynch? This could only be good news. Can't wait to see it at the local cineplex odeon. Gonna get me a big ol tub of popcorn. Maybe some reeses pieces. Jujubees? Sno caps. I don't know abot the sno caps. They're ok, but not as good as…

Fart
Penis.

Lars Vern Troyer
Hmmmm…

who gives a fuck about anything that has to with sublime?

I hate it when that happens.

Stand By Me
works everytime. That, and furious masturbation.

I actually got to see them on New Years Day this year in Chicago. They put on a great show. I hear they're working on new material, too.