Hum/Failure tour?
Hum/Failure tour.

Shitz tight, yo.
I've enjoyed all of his movies. True story.

If a tree farts in the woods…
?

Well, I guess it's possible the spirits are Farrelly bros. fans.

Violet.

I'm sorry, but
the minute someone farts on the orange pillow whilst connecting with the spirit within, it's over.

It plays during the end credits.

The Royal Tenenbaums is his best movie. The Fantastic Mr. Fox looks like shit. Who fucking cares?

I've heard that oil farmers often abandon their children, especially there boys.

Neeyuk Neeyuk.

I don't know.
I saw this when it surprisingly came to local cinema in bumfuck indiana, and I kind of enjoyed it. It was a mess of a film, but it gets to a point where you just kind surrender to what's going on. It's like slamming your face into a pile of spaghetti. Plus, the Amber Heard nude scenes were worth the 5…

The Outsiders.
That still remains one of my favorite Swayze films, even if he wasn't the star. He was a bad ass. He kept smoking till the end, and as a fellow smoker, that's awesome. He didn't listen to anybody, and he did what he wanted. You can call it irresponsible. I call it bad ass.

I'll try harder next time.

I wish M.L.K. jr
was still alive so I can see him punch Tyler Perry in the fucking face.

I was actually going to drive up there for that! You can get his wine at Whole Foods on Prospect ave. It's really good.

Maynard Keenan from Tool
at his wine shop in Jerome, Az. I just figured I'd check it out on my way to Sedona. I walked in and there he was. I've been a fan of the mans work since I was 14 (I'm 30 now), and it was surreal to hear him yelling at someone on the phone, then immediatly after hanging up the phone, listening…

Mmmmmm…
I would watch a movie where Kate Bakesale just gets her ass pounded for 5 hours…by a fucking YETI!! Maybe some 69 action. Definitly a lot of vagina munching and yeti rim jobs. This would make for a great date movie.

Marilyn Manson?
Seriously? What were they THINKING?

Hobart.

I realize that wasn't his first movie. It was the first movie of John Waters that I had seen. And no, I wasn't going for a firstie. I would only do that if everything fell in place.