Football to me has always been like watching military strategy play out in real time. I'm not a sports nut by any means, but I can understand why some would really get into it (fantasy football, etc.)

Jesus you people are brutal. You're so delusional you assume anyone who gets a first was attempting one. For fucks sake.

I did
start with the dog shit eating movie.

Gays love football, ya silly goose.

This movie hits a little too close to home
as I've watched a few games of football in my time.

The only thing that could…
…make this picture better, is if we could see Spencer Pratt with wild eyes, jackin off in the background. I'd imagine he'd look like Joel McHale when he mocks excitement.

Havn't seen it in a while, but…
…The Adventures of Sebastian Cole wasn't that bad of a movie.

Where's the…
…Isis?!! C'mon! Or howabouts some great bands that never got any love. Failure? Hum? Maybe some Autolux. Turnstile Blues would be fantastic.

I really hope he's o.k.
So what if the dude likes dudes. He fucked Kelly Preston who has amazing titties and ass. He was in Pulp Fiction. He was in Grease. He could get fucked by 12 guys at the same time, and he would still be the man. Fuck Scientology. GET OUT TRAVOLTA!!

What a pretentious pile of drivel.
I'm just kidding. This is one amazing movie.

My comment was rude, uncalled for, and worst of all, not even funny. That is the greatest offense of all.

Does it deserve any better?

I would Hayden…
PanetTEAR THAT ASS UP!!! Fuckin bitch needs it…

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

…I cried.

I'm on a mission
to escape from what my life has been without you!!

You know what I miss?
Vagina. I havn't had that in a while. Did they take that shit off the market?

Boooo!!!
I don't get the hate for this movie. I found it to be quite fun. Oh well.

This has been…
… worst birthday ever.

Gideon- That was Jet.