Bruce Willis always always always gets the absolute shit kicked out of him in every movie. I have a feeling that Statham's ego is to big to allow himself to take even a quarter of the beating that the typical Bruce Willis broke, alcoholic cop endures.

That's some dark stuff. Poor guy.

When I was a senior in high school, a bunch of people really got into "Dazed and Confused"

That's a trick question. They're the same person.

I don't think either character got the girl. The year I graduated high school, and started college, I got drunk all the time and made out with a bunch of girls that never gave me the time of day in high school. I didn't date any of them, and they never spoke to me again after the second semester of freshman year.

I think that you mean 'fortunately for Todd.' His H8R review was the most raw, unabashedly biased, and entertaining thing I've read on this site in a very long time.

I'm pretty sure you meant that ironically, but in all seriousness, Zuckerberg cons people into placing their entire lives on display for him to sell to advertisers. If that isn't Alpha as fuck, I don't know what is.

Sure, anybody who's taken a year of o-chem could synthesize phenylacetic acid, but why?

What a sad day and age this is. We can't even get past the first threaded comment without totally unnecessary and uncalled for spoilage.

Come! haha, you said 'Come'.

Get on Netflix instant watch right now, and turn on 13 Assasins.

I loved Valhalla Rising, but it's definitely not for everybody.

Those who died, are justified…

Yeah, bipolar is some sad stuff. I know somebody who has it, and he says that there is nothing in the world better than being on the up (mania) but the downs are so horrible that all you feel like doing is killing yourself. Probably a bit hyperbolic, but pretty depressing nonetheless.

You have to give her credit for being so honest about mental illness. Very few (if any) Hollywood stars actually speak out about depression and how soul crushingly terrible it is.

I'm partial to the simpler stories. You know, the ones about loved ones who suffer from debilitating diseases. Like canceraids. Which you have.

Go to the emergency room Right Now. Because you will never get better unless you stay up all night sitting in a room filled with sick and homeless people.

I would disagree. MMA is more of the Rage Against the Machine of sports. Loud, obnoxious, progenitor of a million shitty knock offs, but man, it is vicious, brutal and technically impressive.

Did you like 30 days? I thought it was a little preachy, but then when I saw the one where the Navajo people made him sleep in a hut, I laughed.

Yikes.