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No. Of course not.

Yes. He was.

Don't worry. This movie won't be made. A cerebral sci-fi/noir thriller has no appeal too modern audiences.

Close enough. However, a DNA system long enough to contain the necessary codons for 'Adonis' phenotypic structures would be impractically large when added to the cocaine molecule, thus negating any possibility of binding to the active sites of most useful receptors.

OWNAGE
Now, this is a movie that owns. Pure and utter ownage. Not even ZMF can dispute it.

Haha. I hated O-chem, but the thought of Charlie Sheen makes it funny. Congratulations on being the first person to make organic chemistry fun.

C'mon, give anime a break. Everyone knows that a cartoon's not worth watching unless it has creepily large eyes and vaguely creepy undertones.

I believe the proper term is "Aspergers." He doesn't quite fall on the autistic side of the fence. It is a continuum, you know.

Only if they lose their legs. Because they're sailor pegs. And were climbing up the topsail.

Yeah, I agree with root, the game reviews are the sanctuary of the AVClub. It's nice to come here and be able to have an actual conversation.

Black Ops story wasn't really even a story.

Hurt Locker gave it a good run for its money.

Yikes, I would be scared to know what you fantasize about.

I try to keep up with Dexter, but I gave up on Weeds after they moved to another community.

Whew, I'm glad that the reviews are finally equal to the metacritc average. Ah… it feels so good not to have to think for myself.

I haven't been motivated to spend my money on the playstation move. I could be wrong, but I just sort of figure that if I wanted a Wii, I would just buy a Wii.

I saw this in theaters as well. I was hammer drunk as all hell, so it was pretty fun.

I was pretty sure that I heard the king of all douchebags (Cliffy B) say that the game did indeed draw inspiration from Whedon's Serenity/Firefly.

I think it has something to do with mining resources. But I don't know for sure.

Inspirations
I get the impression that this game was pretty heavily inspired by Firefly/Serenity. Video games need a little more Joss Whedon and a little less Michael Bay.