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Seriously. Is this production still happening? I thought it was just sort of a running joke by now.

In Russia, Cinicism eats you.

Don't worry, this will only last one or two seasons. Then it will be back to NCIS, NCIS, and more NCIS.

I'm a wimp? Wow, you burned me.

If all the commenters here are self satisfied assholes, then you are the king.

Yes, Mr. Patrol, I just sent in my screen play. God, I hope the studio likes it.

Lifestyle
I always got the impression that Lady Gaga is much more bland of a person than she pretends to be.

Oh look, it's dummy paTROLL.

Sorry, not all of us are 13-year old Japan freak girls. We don't know the difference between "good" anime, and straight up tentacle porn.

Yum. Plankton.

Actually, Ellen Paige is waiting by the phone, she thinks that her audition for Robin went really well.

Go Gritty
Is it too soon to reboot? Because Tom Hardy would make one hell of a Hans Gruber.

Personally, I found the liberal use of black face to be quite offensive.

Cyrus
Holy shit, she looks gloriously trashy in that picture.

Nonsense, everybody knows that the best place to go for pressing medical concerns is a pop-culture blog.

Does the blood volume increase when you get an erection? If so, you may have a ruptured blood vessel within the cartilage.

A simple observation, I say it with no judgement. It might be even funnier.

Yeah, Youth In Revolt was pretty fun. Although it needed a little more Francois. He is Michael Cera's best character. Ever.

He's getting older. Now his romance with Maeby won't be slightly creepy but still a little innocent. It will be full on incestuous weirdness.

Horrible
Is it wrong of me to hope that he is kidnapped by Marxist guerrillas and held for ransom?