You think that's bad ass? Well I just mailed them an iPad pre-loaded with all the awesome apps that I wrote just for this job.

Oh shit, I just read you're earlier post mentioning Mass Effect 2. My bad. Enjoy Far Cry.

Thats cool, I didn't realize that you weren't into multiplayer. Then Far Cry 2 is probably your best bet. You should check out Mass Effect 2 if you haven't already. It's (in my opinion) the best videogame ever made.

Great poem, but Fergie is not sexy. She looks like a he.

You'll either love or hate Far Cry 2. I loved it, it has this awesome Heart of Darkness feel. Tough game though, be prepared to throw your controller once or twice.

You don't have a tapered dick shaft? I thought that was normal.

Superbowl
Am I weird and un-american for not really watching the super bowl?

I'm with dgl. Temple of Doom has its merits. War of the Worlds wasn't actively bad like Indy 4, it just wasn't good.

You mean the most realistic looking blowjob on tv/movies outside of a porno? I really hope that's what you mean.

Yikes, that stuff is scary. Usually the taste tests look like they were at least a little fun and interesting. This one just looks like a nightmare.

Budweiser is the breakfast of champions.

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DANGER ZONE!!!

Archer Bluth.

When seeing a comedy with company, you have to be careful.I took a date to see Bruno, and she was so horrified (by the sodomy exercise bike, no less) that she demanded that we walk out. I was scared that she was going to start to cry, I mean her face was wrinkled in terror.

Those days were pre-irony I guess.

That's totally Wizard!

Bob Dylan
Dylan was one of the first real concerts I ever went too. I remember a couple of friends and I skipped afternoon classes to get baked and ready for the show. Thinking back on it, it wasn't even that great of a concert, we had really shitty seats (as in the grassy knoll above the cheap seats).

Yeah, its like Samuel Jackson has become fan service to himself lately.

Jackson
His one-eyed glare is frightening.

Jackson
His one-eyed glare is frightening.