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Probably, but Wahlberg has gotten more plastic surgery, so he can pretend to be younger.

No.
Wahlberg is not Nathan Drake. I do not like this news.

Wow, your parents must have been pretty lenient. My pre-teen after school and summer activities are a blur, but I do remember lots of science and soccer.

Sometimes I wish that I had kids so that I could watch Toy Story and other Pixar movies without feeling like a total loser.

Well we can't have your neck getting cold. You better get writing, and hope that Santa gets your letter soon.

iPad
I'm with Tasha. I feel about ready to jump on the apple bandwagon and get an iPad. Those things are sweet.

I'm not one for all this "post-trashy" bullshit. Ke$ha is a shamelessly trashy whore, and instead of sitting around all day at some shitty job commenting on avclub (like me) she is off making millions of dollars. I admire her.

I have not seen Havoc, but I was honestly not a big fan of Rachel Getting Married. I will also most likely not see Love and Other Drugs, because you're right. The preview makes this movie seem irritating as FUCK.

I mean album. Fuck I'm stupid.

Don't let Genevieve see that this film got a B. She will not be happy.

You're very full of contempt for a film that features a (possibly) nude Anne Hathaway.

Does she really get naked?

Anyway, back on topic. I need this game. It looks like unabridged awesomeness.

A little late, but this has been a crazy week. I totally sent that shit.

I don't understand why waiting for superman is so fucking revelatory. Seriously, did nobody in america go to public school?

I meant to say girl in her 30-somethings.

Leary
To be honest, I would rater watch a movie just about Denis Leary playing a new York police chief and dealing with the fallout of superheros.

Simple, when you're in 8th grade, and do nothing but play CoD all day, you can get pretty damn good. Just think about it, in 20 years, all the laparoscopic surgeons fixing our fucked-up livers will have honed their skills playing Black Ops all day.

I would sit through a million Al Gore documentaries just to see that shot of Natalies ass.

Harrison Ford is awesome, however, I have a sick feeling about this movie.