Rose is the new Cousin Oliver. We on the internet are agreed, right?

Thank goodness we got the escalatingly scandalous addendum to why Baxter stole the jewels … ehm, already forgot the bonus reason worth withholding for several days.

Wait. I'm almost finished building this thing, and NOW it turns out it's not space-worthy?!

A hacker who is highly adept with spatial relationships and physical action is a jarring notion.

Will this be part of the official Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Does he blubber "Thanks, Obama!" into her ass?

I would LOVE if Edith's daughter started making odd, dreary, doomed personal choices and setting fires. Just like mum.

Crowd: "When is Jay Phaorah starting his set? Jay-Z and Kanye have been waiting here a while."

Fuck this. When is Robert Pinsky's folk-rock album coming out?

And the George H.W. Bush campaign used "Don't Worry, Be Happy" until Bobby McFerran demand they stop.

CAN'T GET MY MOM'S VOICE OUT OF MY HEAD REINFORCING MY LACK OF MATTERING. NO MATTER HOW I TRY TO DIG IT OUT WITH HER KNITTING NEEDLE.

I had a VERY STRONG imprinting moment where my girlfriend at the time put on "West Side Story" on the VCR in the bedroom of a friends' parents when they were away on vacation. Girlfriend and I were both in high school, and both of us had never gone past second base. That night we went to third. As we were fumbling…

Moreno specifically has said the person who dubbed her voice got the accent all wrong. She has an Oscar, a Tony, a Grammy, and an Emmy. Whoever decided to overdub her must have had some crazy compulsion to overdub everybody.

Her rap flow is interesting in small doses. Like, half a song doses. If she fails to apologize, and Anonymous only sticks to screen caps without releasing the full video, let's all pile onto Twitter and antagonize Anonymous for not releasing the while thing.

Many are eager for this third film to be on home video so the editing down of three drearily long movies into one decent three hour movie can begin.

Lucasfilm should do the long-awaited Regarding Henry sequel next, where Harrison Ford's character gets shot in the head AGAIN and resumes being an asshole.

Mostly to explain how wives or girlfriends died.

THE INTERNET KILLED CHARLIE, PEOPLE! EACH TIPPITY-TAP ON YOUR KEYBOARD IS ANOTHER TAP ON CHARLIE'S GRAVE! [collapses, hits head on desk, hits floor, dies]

A Jell-O Pudding cup full of roofies.

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