Welcome back, Cameron. You were missed.

Bad Santa.

This is literally the first time I've heard of Rules Don't Apply. Little surprise, then, that it tanked.

I disliked it because most of the sex was between men and I was still deeply in the bi closet.

I felt similarly outraged watching Andrew Zimmern chow on whale meat.

Ugh. Stories told in present-tense are the fucking worst.

Maybe a roller derby skater's gear bag?

No Archer season 7? Color me disappointed.

I still can't place The Man's accent. Joseph Gatt is from London, but the character sounds more Dutch or Scandinavian.

Lose the rapper cosplaying as Blade and I'd watch the shit out of that.

No Agents Of SHIELD. :(

Was The Mob Doctor really four years ago? I know I'm just about the only one, but I liked that show. It had problems, but it also had an interesting premise and a ton of potential. A second season might have really turned it around.

This "90 minute episode" will probably end up being closer to 30 once the commercial breaks are excised.

I like Bourdain, but I prefer Ramsay because he gives chefs so much shit for smoking. Why would anyone in their right mind indulge in a vice that dulls the senses that are most vital to their career?

This truthfully seems to be the case. I shared the video on FB with some of my family who are huge country fans and they reacted so vehemently that I was honestly shocked.

Drugs are bad.

What a shitty title.

A lot of shows need to come with maps. This is definitely one of those.

Old Man Complains About Popular Things, film at 11!

I think he kept the bodyguard's brain so he could give a sample of the blend vaccine to his overlords. The brain he gave Murphy didn't have any bite marks, so I'm pretty sure it was a different one.