I like this show, but the seasons need to be about half as long as they are. I'm waaay behind and will probably never catch up.

Carrie Brownstein needs to model for SuicideGirls in that outfit immediately.

Wasn't me, mate.

I enjoyed the pilot. Those involved know that we all already know what's happening, so they draw out the scary moments, building tension, letting us savor it before the climaxes. Absolutely thrilling.

A biopic about a rap group whitewashed over a bunch of the bad shit they've done in favor of aggrandizement?

There's a precedent for Time Lords swapping genders. Even if there weren't, Doctor Who has never been the sort of show that sticks firmly to a set of rules. Hell, it delights in presenting situations that the Doctor himself considers impossible.

You're missing out. I loved the remake ("Timothy Olyphant being a badass" was all I needed to know going in) but the original is a classic George Romero flick. Hunt it down and slather its viscera across your eyeballs.

I was announcing a roller derby bout in north Louisiana a couple of weekends ago. The host league was sponsored by a restaurant owned by one of the Duck Dynasty guys. That was pretty weird to me.

The original, the remake, or both?

Fancy seeing you here.

Skyrim's "marriage and romance" is almost insultingly shallow. Bethsoft needs to take a few pages from BioWare's book or just abandon the romance idea entirely.

Slither didn't make it into the Top 5. Thus, this entire list is invalid.

Man. Not even a mention of The Last Ship.

In all fairness, Mina was unquestionably the star of the comics. While Moore made it seem at first that Quatermain was the main character, he quickly asserted that Mina was the boss. This was her story and everyone else was there to support it.

I don't agree at all with Adam Baldwin's politics, but he's a damn good actor.

Man. Back when I was in college, my Mom and I joined four of these CD clubs and got so many albums on the el cheapo. 70% of my CD collection came from these things.

Michelle Rodriguez is a pretty outdoorsy type normally, so I imagine she's more game for Bear Gryllsy stuff than most of the celebrities he's had on his various shows.

I first noticed Jack Black in that episode of X-Files he did. Then, when I first saw Cable Guy, I thought, "Oh, he's that one guy from the Lightning Boy episode!"

This show, man. It's one of my few must-watch programs. I can't wait until the Blu-Rays come out so I can binge it without the F-bombs being blanked out.

He makes anything better.